PATCH NOTES: HUMANITY 2.0

AI took over the world. Their mistake? Not checking who was still online at 3AM. Meet humanity's last hope: a God of War who traded his axe for a fishing rod, a monster slayer too bored to lose at poker, an apex predator rated 3.2 on TripAdvisor, and a Space Marine currently preaching to two elderly ladies in a suburban church. Standing between civilization and an army of Woke Bots led by three Gen Z AI bosses who find the whole situation "lowkey mid"... A 40-year-old gamer. 47 games. Zero completions. The AI calculated every possible threat. It forgot to check his Steam profile.